Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Monday, August 27, 2012

Step Into My Office-In McDonald's?

Are You Serious?

It was Sunday afternoon and my hubby, son and I stopped into McDonald's for a quick bite to eat. We sat down and began talking about the day, football (of course) and just normal family chit chat, joking and laughing. All of a sudden a man sitting in the booth directly behind's us says, "Hello, Mr. James, I'm calling from Equity Liquidation Firm" (or something like that).

We all instinctively stopped talking mid-sentence, not wanting to interrupt this very professional sounding business call. He continued, "We have some property that I'm sure you'll be interested in. Please call me at (714) --- ---- (whatever the number was.) I look forward to hearing from you."

After he hung up, we looked at each other and started laughing realizing that we had been very courteous "employees" by remaining very quiet for his call. The man seemed oblivious to us. He was set up with his office computer and paperwork in place. He also apparently didn't worry about fellow "employees."

We started to carry on where we left off when all of a sudden..."Hello, Mr. Macks, I'm calling from Equity Liquidation Firm, we have some property that I'm sure you'll be interested in. Please call me at (714) --- ----. I look forward to hearing from you." 

Yes...we once again stopped talking, so as not to disturb the business transaction taking place. But after that call we looked at each other and said, "Is he serious?"

Oh he was..."Hello Mr. Simon..."

By the third call, my hubby blurted something out really loud & we started cracking up. The man didn't turn around or say a word. He just went down his list to find the next name. I found myself trying to hurry and eat so we could get out of there. It was like having a telemarketer on your phone and never being able to hang up to get rid of him.

Bet you never knew that McDonald's now rents out "Business Booths?!" LOL! WOW!


Friday, December 18, 2009

Oh Christmas Tree

I wrote about our Christmas tree shopping on the previous post (read below). My stepson Adam came over today to decorate the tree with us and said, "How long did it take to find the tree this time?" I laughed and said, "Only 20 minutes!" He didn't believe me because I always play jokes on everyone, so they never know if I'm messing with them or not. So here's the pics from our QUICK trip:

Josh (aka: Joshy-my oldest) & Charmaine

Jullien (aka: JuJu-my middle son)

Elijah (aka: Lijey-my youngest son) & Hubby (aka: Anthony)

Everybody shocked & amazed that we found one! See how short it is!LOL!


Me..."the librarian look"



My Boys!

Here's my whole family...on my birthday night.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Stop The Drama

Lately I feel like I've been getting caught in a lot of drama. I'm not one of those people that enjoy sitting around gossiping & complaining about people. I think that's why I've always found it easier to just hang out with the guys, talk about sports and crack jokes.

Lately however, I've gotten thrown into the middle of a lot of crap. I try not to get upset and sucked into it...but it's hard. I even started breaking out! That's when I said, "Zit's is where I draw the line!"

So yesterday I decided to stop adding fuel to the fire by joining in. I made a decision to take the high road. I sent out an email to everyone explaining a few things that I knew they probably didn't want to hear. But the bottom line is, everyone can sit around complaining, talking about each other and getting mad, but at the end of the day nothing's changed except making a lot of people bitter and angry towards each other.

My email was very nice but made a point. I received a couple positive feedbacks thanking me for putting it out there in a nice way. Tonight we have a team dinner...we'll see if anythings changed. I definitely will stick to my plan. I might get excluded because of it, but I will feel less stressed and better about myself for not joining in not to mention...maybe my face will clear up before the weekend! Gosh...being a girl sucks sometimes...we are all SO DRAMA!!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Got Any Good April Fools Jokes?

I am one of those people who has spent my whole life playing jokes on people. I normally start preparing to play a good trick on all my friends and family members weeks before April Fools Day.

I'm either too old or too tired because I haven't come up with one single thing. My brain is like mush right now. I know everyone is waiting...but I've got NOTHING! Help...anybody have any ideas? I can't go the whole day without one single trick!